thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with...– Sylvia Plath (via oh-girl-among-the-roses)
theanti90smovement: i cant believe how many friends i dont have
I put in Gangster Squad because there’s nothing to do in this house. But I haven’t really been watching it so I don’t know what’s happening. Just Emma Stone is a beautiful and majestic deer. And Carmen Miranda is singing maybe.
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
ryaninthesky12: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. All the damn time
thebluthcompany: First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! Oh my god.
Good Peacock To You!: bobbymoynihan: an nbc exec... →
bobbymoynihan: an nbc exec woke up in his office. he had fallen asleep on his keyboard. he looked up at the screen to find that his nose was directly on the “Cancel Show” button all last night. “dear lord what have i done?” the exec said to himself. he gets a call. its greenblatt. ”now i…
averypotterurl: neildegrassetyson: Who is the most attractive US president of all time? It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES #MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
trehugger: today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the...